Representation Through Humiliation

10/15/2004

"Overpriced Albatross"

In a rally today, President Bush called John Kerry's healthcare plan an "overpriced albatross" and went on to ask why he couldn't settle for a canary or parakeet like everyone else.
This is more evidence of my opponent being out of touch with mainstream America, Bush says, instead of going with an American eagle, a symbol of freedom and prosperity, John Kerry has proposed to you an albatross, which I am told, is the national bird of the very same third-world country that has been poisoning Canadian-sold medication.
In other news, Jon Stewart of The Daily Show appeared on Crossfire today where he was slammed by bow-tie toting Tucker Carlson. The best part of the exchange went as follows:

CARLSON (clearly interupting Stewart mid-sentence): I do think you're more fun on your show. Just my opinion.
CARLSON: OK, up next, Jon Stewart goes one on one with his fans... STEWART: You know what's interesting, though? You're as big a dick on your show as you are on any show. (LAUGHTER)

Tee Hee!
In your face Tucker!

-Crossfire transcript