Representation Through Humiliation

11/02/2004

E-Day!

OK, sorry for the late start, but one must sustain one's appearance in the real world as well. Alright, let's get down to it: Exit polling friend or foe? Nah, we're just gonna feed you numbers until you cry.

FL Kerry up 4
OH Kerry up 5
MI Kerry up 4
PA Kerry up 16
IA Kerry up 2
WI Kerry up 5
MN Kerry up 15
NV Bush up 1
NM tied at 49
CO Bush up 1
VA Bush up 1
NC Bush up 5

BREAKING!
BREAKING!

NEW JERSEY IS GONNA CALL IT!
According to recent exit polls (we all know how reliable they are) my homestate of NJ is going to decide this election! Currently, the electoral vote count is

Kerry- 262
Bush- 261

New Jersey's 15 would send either one over the top. As we speak, though, NJ is tied 49-49 with 1% going Nader. Um, folks just to remind you: This year we got electronic voting machines in, and, uh... yea, this is gonna be a few days. Looks like NJ is going to be the next Florida. You heard it here first.
More as it comes.

-Current Electoral Vote