Representation Through Humiliation

11/02/2004

More Results

OK, as of 9:00 PM we're gonna call Ohio and Pennsylvania for Kerry and Florida for Bush! All of the networks are being ultra-cautious, so we're going out on alimb here and saying these two battlegrounds are off the market. According to many an exit poll, there's a 20 pt. margin between the canidates in these states, so we feel we can call them. Also, New Jersey's gone to Kerry within the last hour. It seems the polls I was going on were way off, sorry.

Ah, here's the current rundown:

Bush-
Alabama (9)
Georgia (15)
Florida (27)
Indiana (11)
Kentucky (8)
N. Carolina (15)
Oklahoma (7)
Tennessee (11)
Virginia (13)
W. Virginia (5)

Total: 141

Kerry-
Connecticut (7)
DC (3)
Illinois (21)
Maine (4)
Maryland (10)
Massachusetts (12)
New Hampshire (4)
New Jersey (15)
Ohio (20)
Pennsylvania (21)
Vermont (3)

Total: 120

As of right now, I think they'll know the winner later tonight. No "Florida" this time around, sorry! You heard it here first. More as it comes.