Representation Through Humiliation

12/11/2004

Bad Soup

Unkraine presidential candidate Viktor Yushchenko's "face-numbing" disease was caused by a chemical called dioxin slipped into his soup, doctors say. What? Not enough details! We at Daily Fry would like to know what kind of soup it was (so we can cross it off our shopping lists). I mean, c'mon: chicken noodle, clam chowder, oodles of noodles, italian wedding... what?

But just to ask these questions would not be enough, so we're going to demand the answers. (Kind of like asking, but sounds more forceful.). Sign our truth-finding petition by putting your name in a comment in this post.