Representation Through Humiliation

12/12/2004

Miss Artificial Beauty

What has the world come to? It would appear from my mindless news wire scouring that China will be crowning it's first Miss artificial Beauty. Judges will pick from a handful of women who have been nipped, tucked, snipped, cut, implemented, adjusted, and basically remolded to their exact specifications. Remember kiddies: beauty is only skin deep.

-ABC News story