Representation Through Humiliation


Dear Mr. President, [part 3]

Reporting on my ongoing hunt for a WH press pass...

Tue, 22 Feb 2005 00:05:17 -0500 (EST)
To: Daily Fy
From: president wrote:

Thank you for e-mailing President Bush. Your ideas and comments are very
important to him.

Um, okay...

Because of the large volume of e-mail received, the President cannot
personally respond to each message. However, the White House staff
considers and reports citizen ideas and concerns.

Pshhhh! What?!? What's he doing that's so important?

In addition to, we have developed White House Web
Mail, an automated e-mail response system. Please access to submit comments on a specific issue.

Additionally, we welcome you to visit our website for the most up-to-date
information on current events and topics of interest to you.

Good to know, now where's by press pass?