Representation Through Humiliation

2/21/2005

The Rove-Memogate Connection

Yesterday:
Congressman Maurice (*chuckle chuckle* Maurice>) Hinchey hosted a community forum in Ithica, NY and accused Karl Rove of planting the false Alabama National Guard memos that eventually caused CBS's Dan Rather to resign.

Today:
The Blogosphere is in an uproar over the Congressman's unfounded claims, and we couldn't help but join in the fun. GOD DAMN THAT CONGRESSMAN FOR EXPRESSING HIS PERSONAL OPINIONS IN A PUBLIC FORUM! WHAT NERVE HATH HE FOR GIVING EVERYONE SOMETHING TO PREOCCUPY THEMSELVES IN AN OTHERWISE CONSPIRACY-FREE NEWS WEEK. WHAT HAS THIS COUNTRY COME TO WHEN ONE MAN CAN CREATE [at this point we run out of breath and begin to pant and cough] A COMMOTION OVER SOMETHING AS OBSCURE AS KARL ROVE DOING SOMETHING WRONG! [we faint.]

-LGF story