Representation Through Humiliation

4/11/2005

Congress Bomb Scare

Story Wrap-Up: "Guy in black walks onto the West Terrace steps facing the National Mall this afternoon, asks to see President, and good golly bejeezus: The man's got a couple suit cases with him! Cops tackle him, question him, no further information, yaddayaddayadda... oo, here's the good part:

Capitol police used X-rays to identify the contents of the bags. One suitcase
was clean, police said, but the other contained suspicious items, such as wire
and a watch, and police opted to blow it up with a water canon.

Wire you say? And watches, even!? Those kaniving little pieces of technologolical horse manure! Water bomb them, I say!



(Cross posted at BNN)