Representation Through Humiliation

4/12/2005

Headline Scan: Baseball...>YAWN<

No real uniform consenscus on today's front pages, but for some reason there's abundant talk of "saving animals", perhaps because of the upcoming Earth Day (but probably not.)

Also making an appearance in the headlines today is Tom DeLay, who is basically screwing up all over the place lately. Um... lately?

Scattered murmurs of the new baseball season, but it seems to be dawning on people that underneath the fun stuff like steroids and illegal gambling, baseball is quite possibly the most boring sport of all time.