Representation Through Humiliation

5/09/2005

Who Would Jesus Sue?

That seems to be the question at the tip of everyone's tounge as one Jesus Christ is fighting a legal battle for the right to drive. Christ's attorney claims that he changed his name as an expression of his faith, but that the baby-eating atheist hellions want him dead... and without a license. Oh, wait... Hmmm. That last part is apparently... not true. It would kind of spice things up, though. Don't you think?

But apparently Jesus is quite worked up about this case already, as he is threatening to smite if his demands are not met. Me? I'm in the middle of sacrificing my sixth goat in a row as I type this. Y'know, just to be safe...

(Cross posted at BNN)