Representation Through Humiliation

7/27/2005

All in a Huff

Contact Music (via Wonkette):

SIMPSON UPSET ABOUT MISSING IRAQ FOOTAGE

JESSICA SIMPSON wants to know where missing footage of her and husband NICK LACHEY's harrowing trip to Iraq got to - because she thinks Americans would like to see just how bad conditions are there.
Translation: The slutty diva-cum-reality star (well, one of them) is all in a huff over missing footage of her hot, shirtless hubby leaping over sand dunes and playing commando in the deserts of Iraq- because she thinks Americans would like to buy it on DVD.